Engineering Pickup Lines:

This is taken from my Engineering Hand Book:

Ah, the pickup line. Break the ice with the hottie that catches your eye, start talking, and then it's clear sailing on the sea of romance. Being in Engineering means that our pickup lines are different though. Here's a couple of my favourites. Oh. Uh, I should mention to use these at your own risk, and that they may or may not result in getting maced, hit in the genitals, slapped, punched, splashed with a drink, laughed at, insulted, or any combination of the above.

Baby, is that an optically reflective back-side metallized SiO2 lens on your pants, because I can see myself in 'em!

Don't worry about friction, I took a course on lubricated shafts.

Want to see my multitool?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let veloctiy and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

The derivative of my love for you is positive infinity, because it is always increasing

Want to go back to my place... and play video games?

You're hotter than a thermite reaction!

IF ($you = "interested") Then $S*X=TRUE; (That's a programming code from C)

They say you can tell a lot about someone by the courses they take, and Engineering course are always hard (get it?)

I'm definately feeling an electromagnetic attraction, want to flux?

Would you like to integrated our parts?

Want me to teach you about rhythmic harmonic motions?

I'm like a Taylor Series, I keep on going forever!

Delhi Chalo...

Well it really isn't my fault either...

The last couple of weeks have been really really hectic so i don't really get much time to post...with all the tests and assignments i've been completly dazed...

I mean the other day it was my friend's b'day so i'm eating breakfast with him and i'm like

'Dude, u shouldn't attend classes today, it's ur b'day for god's sake!'

and he's like,

'Dude, it's sunday...'

and i'm like,

'Crap dude, you're right...'

I mean when it comes to the point that you can barely remember what day of the week it is, that's clearly a bad sign...

Ok, what else, ah yes..

So yesterday i was sitting in my common room waiting for the 'Lost' episode to start and we're watching BBC to pass time...All of a sudden they show Aishwariya Rai and Saif Ali Khan and a cpl of others perfoming somewhere...and im like 'what the hell??'

Apparently it was the closing ceremony of the Commonwealth games and because the next games are being held in Delhi, these guys were performing to some wierd song called 'Delhi Chalo' (hence the title)...

All these other guys are looking at me since im the only brown guy there and I start to explain who's who and what theyre famous for and how many miss world's and miss universe's we have and yada yada yada...

So anyways the 'Lost' episode begins and that ends there....

Ok, what else, yea a cpl of months back we took this house photograph so i thought id post it up here (yea i know i posted one before, this is different)...Try to decode what were trying to spell out:



First one to get it right, gets a treat...

Till then,
Take care...

Ahmed & Shahlan It's time....

you make a presence before you're BANNED from this BLOG!

Seriously, Mr.Founder-of-this-blog, we should set out some rules and regulations here. A blog's a place to share your thoughts or day-to-day activities..even if it means blabbing about some match or describing your (totally-pointless-telling-us) day today.

At least we know you're alive and not stuck in some peru street corner crying over not watching the S.Africa and Australia match besides schemeing on killing those danish cartoons editors and eating out of Jabal-al-noor leftovers.

What happened to Imran's "oh-so-detailed" posts?
Avi's fetish for coming up with good jokes,book reviews,incidents in class ?
Shahlan's dose of "have-to-comment-on-everyone's-post ?
Fahad's daily update on Sports or some irksome topic?
Ahmed's funny english one-liners of his well being?

Ambreen, you're forgiven..Ive heard about the ban on Blog Spot.

Ebaad - keep more of the insane night coming ..we're deprived of such incidents here..

Mr. Founder-of-the-Blog : Hats off to you for visiting the blogs regularly to post/comment despite your hectic enigineering degree.

Abeera : You're a genius.


'Til then
Tc

Not my fault!

First of all, let me just say, the government's banned blogspot here... apparently there were some pro-Danish cartoon blogs and they decided to bant he whole thing altogether... go figure:S.... anyway so thts whyi havnt been posting...

So, that means how exactly then am i posting now? well honeslty i dont know.. i jus tried the site n it worked... its gotten till the 'new post' page and refuses to go any further, so i figure i might as well post while i can... grab the streak of opportunity, and all that...

alrite, so, I've been fine, Lahore's good... weathers amaazing.. sunny yet not hot, occasional rain but not over the top... its nice n prety n spring-time-ey. This time around im taking a course on Islam, and damn, the guy teaching it is really good. For once im in an islamic studies class where i actually feel like listening n learning and all that.. really makes u think, this guy. so yeah, studies-wise this term around its alrite coz i actually find myslef lookin forward to a couple of classes for a change

other than that... well pretty much the same old. lately, let see no, my frenz n i did a play for this competition.. won 2 of the awards... so tht was cool. oh and since chicken if pretty much banned inside the dining center, coz of bird flu and all, we've resorted to eating out... hehe... well 'we' duznt really include me alot of the time, but ppl i know in general... found a cheap alternative to KFC....wait for it..... AFC!! hehe.. and the 'A' stands for Al-najm, of allt he things. sheesh... seriously though its like a proper clean nice normal fast food place... and the foods actaulyl good, cheaper...so yeah. student budget, sigh.. it makes u do funny things.
anyway so i'm off for now. please for gods sake, get posting again people!!! take care..

-Ambreen

HURRO

hey guys...since everyones being gay and not providing me wid a good read, i thot id post myself (though im not promising anything exciting)...iv been in london for a little over a week...got a months study leave...wich was much needed...exams on the 23rd of may...pretty far off but considering i havnt been to most of the lectures i need this time for some hardcore study....hmmm i will not bore you wid the specifics of my study life, cos it isnt the most exciting topic in the world...
wat else...o yea...i went out and about in london the other day wid 3 other friends....loads of fun....propper sight seeing during the day(student style obviously!)....Met up in Kings cross...went to this pub there where they have like a live band playing and they come up to your table and take requests and everything...then we went on a hunt for this pub in kings cross where they smoke weed...lol...always wanted to see wat a weed caffe looks like ....didnt find it in the end so moved on to covent garden....this is like one of our souks in dubai...open market sorta thing...street performers and everything....and there were like goths and punks all over the place...khair anyway...moved on to picadilly after....theres this place calld the trocadero there...4 floors of arcade !!!lol...god thats gotta be the highlight of the day....hehe....had lunch at like 6:30pm in china town in the most awkward,cheap and shitty place....lol...then we decided to drop this girl back home cos she didnt know the way to putney....seriously guys....as shitty as putney sounds...it is awesome...its by the wharf...on the thames...awesome place....so anyway droped her off, and stopped to warm ourselves up in this nice little pub overlooking the thames...huge fire place... realy victorian architecture(is that how you spell it??)...realy nice place....hmm headed back home which is like an hour tube ride....droped the other girl off so there was just me and this other dude left...had a few smokes in this abandond railway station...scary place....and headed back home...
hmm thats bout it...good fun good fun...aite dudes thats all i have time for...i shall speak to you guys later..........MWUAH

hello, hello, this is ambreen. um, test message.

My other blog

http://friendsliveforever.blogspot.com/

You guys remember this one..? Old memories eh..?
I was about to work on it but gave it up..
Basically I started the blog to bring out my artistic creativity..
wanted to add some cool stuff to it..
Dropped it cause I was lazy and also..

the name was kinda cheesy too "Friends for Life" also I had problems in adding members to this blog..
But I have to say the address is very easy to learn "Friendsliveforever.blogspot.com" compared to Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. (I think there are 3'6 i's in it)

Damn too cheesy

The Greatest Game

Mother of all gods! The IMPOSSIBLE has happened!

872 runs scored on one manic day of incredible One Day cricket.

Congrats to South Africa on pulling off the greatest heist the cricket world has ever seen...

This once again proves that cricket is one of the most unpredictable sports ever...

I'm still in shock so that's all i'll say...

The Day Avi and I met Mrs.Richards (Its Mrs. Richard.. I Know)

They aren't clear I know..
This is outside Square One Mall..

Move along Shoaib...

the 'Washington Express' is here!




Love his expression...

I have a question for you lot...

Which one's the President of the world's only superpower?

][mran

And incase we're doing photos...

One big happy family!

][mran

Since we're doing jokes...

Here's a little number from the people known as 'Monty Python', entitled:

Accountancy Shanty

It's fun to charter an accountant,
And sail the wide accountan-cy.
To find, explore the funds offshore,
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-anually.
It's all tax-deductible,
We're fairly incorruptible.
We're sailing on the wide accountan-cy.

][mran