Where is everybody?

Looks like even our blog has the summer blahs, so here's a few jokes, of the corny and cheesy variety, to show you that you don't need to be smart to have a good laugh.

1. What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore
   
   
2. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig (more a verbal joke, I know...)

I don't know about you, but I have this insatiable need for corn and some cheese.

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