If Jokes It Is...

Good one, Avi!

But somehow, I cannot imagine Fayyal of all people to act like them.. never now, never in 20 years :)

Until then, enjoy an exaggerated version of Hindi movies..

'til then..

Especially for Faisal!

The following is purely put up for the purpose of inducing laughter and does not intend to offend anyone (except maybe for engineers):

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called up to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.

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p.s. I won't be surprised if i saw a couple of accountant jokes in here next time around...

tc and plz start blogging
Avi

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Avi reading the blog.. wow what a sight
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Insane Night

Tonight was an insane night....its like 2:30am tuesday morning and i just got back from this club...rock night....amazing...atleast it was amazing untill a friend of mine, Neha, who at this point is EXTREAMLY stoned and drunk decides to be sick all of a sudden....ugh...she starts puking next to where were sitting....poor girl...fiz(who happens to be one of the coolest guys iv met)(not as good as you guys but a great replacement;) and i decide to take her home...we catch a cab, half carrying half dragging her to the cab...insane...we have to stop twice cos she had to throw up...we get off a couple of streets from my hall, and me and fiz have to carry her to the halls...since my room was the closest, we dropped her off on my bed, asleep, puking occationaly(on my bed i might add)....ugh...now wer in her room....wat a night...alcohol has got to be the worst thing ever invented...anyway...till next time...later ppl
MWUAH

Dead Rubber.

Indian team celebrate!

That's all that's left in this tourney. Actually the entire tourney turned out to be a dead rubber. I was expecting more of a fight, especially after the Test loss and the 1st ODI. Now it just remains to be seen if India make it 4-1, or if Pakistan can pull back one for the home side.

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Happy Birthday Faisal!

This is Faisal. Today is his birthday. Today he turns 20.

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Faisal,
Happy Birthday to you!

Have a great day and a great life ahead! We all miss you!

][mran