An extremely odd class...
I'd just like to start off saying that please don't be offended by the language I've used here, it was integral to the story I'm about to relate. I mean, we're all adults here, so please... Oh no wait, Ambreen, you're not...
Today I can safely say I had the weirdest class I have ever attended.
I had a Humanities class today, and the name of the course is 'The Concept of Male and Female in Western Civilisation'. Today's class was all about 'The Art of Courtly Love'.
So, basically we started off with what courtly love is all about, blah blah blah, and finally we get into why sex is the biggest threat to courtly love! Apparently, once you have sex with your beloved, according to the rules of courtly love at least, it diminishes the passion in the relationship! I'm not sure about this, so as soon as I find out, I shall tell you...unless any of you would like to tell me...
So anyway, we had this whole discussion regarding sex, and how men and women react when they find out how many people their beloved has slept with! So one girl put up the point that how when a guy sleeps with many girls, he's called a Pimp, which is not necessarily a bad thing to be called, as it shows a guy's power over women, and how if a woman were to sleep with many guys, she'd be called a slut, which is, well, derogatory! So it is a bias towards guys!
So, my Professor decides to hold an exercise!
"Let's do an exercise," says my Professor. "Let's see, how many curse words you can come with for the male sex, and for the female sex. Let's do male first."
So somebody says "Jerk!", and she writes it down on the board, somebody else says "Asshole!", and she writes 'A-hole', and then, somebody says "Prick!", and she writes it down. Soon, everybody's getting into the act, and words like "Cocksucker!" and the like start flying around, and she's STILL writing all these words on the board!
Then, the girl sitting next to me says, "Mother Fucker!", and she writes 'M-fucker'! Everybody starts laughing, and the Professor turns from the board, and takes a bow!
Well, then we went on females, and on of the guys says "Slut!", so she writes it. Then one guy very loudly shouts, "The C-word!", and she writes 'Cunt'! Somebody else shouts, "Can we take notes?!", and everybody's laughing and cheering and coming up with more curse words to put on the board!
Well, finally, we all looked at our handy-work, and analysed how the curse words for the male differed from the female.
But all that I remember is how the Professor wrote all the swear words on the board!
Just something I wanted to share with you all!
Till next time,
Take care and have fun!
Today I can safely say I had the weirdest class I have ever attended.
I had a Humanities class today, and the name of the course is 'The Concept of Male and Female in Western Civilisation'. Today's class was all about 'The Art of Courtly Love'.
So, basically we started off with what courtly love is all about, blah blah blah, and finally we get into why sex is the biggest threat to courtly love! Apparently, once you have sex with your beloved, according to the rules of courtly love at least, it diminishes the passion in the relationship! I'm not sure about this, so as soon as I find out, I shall tell you...unless any of you would like to tell me...
So anyway, we had this whole discussion regarding sex, and how men and women react when they find out how many people their beloved has slept with! So one girl put up the point that how when a guy sleeps with many girls, he's called a Pimp, which is not necessarily a bad thing to be called, as it shows a guy's power over women, and how if a woman were to sleep with many guys, she'd be called a slut, which is, well, derogatory! So it is a bias towards guys!
So, my Professor decides to hold an exercise!
"Let's do an exercise," says my Professor. "Let's see, how many curse words you can come with for the male sex, and for the female sex. Let's do male first."
So somebody says "Jerk!", and she writes it down on the board, somebody else says "Asshole!", and she writes 'A-hole', and then, somebody says "Prick!", and she writes it down. Soon, everybody's getting into the act, and words like "Cocksucker!" and the like start flying around, and she's STILL writing all these words on the board!
Then, the girl sitting next to me says, "Mother Fucker!", and she writes 'M-fucker'! Everybody starts laughing, and the Professor turns from the board, and takes a bow!
Well, then we went on females, and on of the guys says "Slut!", so she writes it. Then one guy very loudly shouts, "The C-word!", and she writes 'Cunt'! Somebody else shouts, "Can we take notes?!", and everybody's laughing and cheering and coming up with more curse words to put on the board!
Well, finally, we all looked at our handy-work, and analysed how the curse words for the male differed from the female.
But all that I remember is how the Professor wrote all the swear words on the board!
Just something I wanted to share with you all!
Till next time,
Take care and have fun!
2 Comments:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. man what did u do? Kept a low profile during the class?
hey...why did that professor write all of faisal's other names on the board? :s
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