I CAN NEVER BLOG ON WEDNESDAYS!

okay this is it!

I cant do this...Wednesday is not possible ahmed! PLEASE!
Im always sleepy by 10:30 and so i cant come online.

Hey All..hope you're doing well..Ive really got nothing to write because nothing much has been happening here and my weekend till now isnt anything great..SO...nothing to blog....

( Hey Ambreen, you were right...no one's posted as much as they all posted to your 'lebanon' mistake!)

Anyway, i found this funny, just wanted to share it..

LOREN'Z LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

ANTHONY'S LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

CANNON'S KARMIC LAW:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'BRIAN'S VARIATION LAW:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEORM:
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffeee is cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near themailbox.

Till then,
GorgEouS..