And Now For Something Completely Different...

Once again it's Sunday, and so I'm posting earlier than I usually do, so that Ambreen doesn't rip my head off again...

Well, I just got off the phone with my parents, and now I'm wondering about what I should post about...?

Nothing really earth shattering has occured as such. There was a poster sale last week, so I went and got myself a couple of posters, my favourite being the map of 'Middle Earth' from Lord Of The Rings!

Classes are moving along smoothly, got a test at the end of this week in Social Science, so have to study for that!

Spent yesterday buying my printer. The salesmen, Sam, who's from Iraq, said he liked my cologne, and for a moment I felt a little freaked, but then I realised he really did like it, and wasn't trying to hit on me... Still, can't be too sure about stuff in this country.

Btw, I've been listening to a lot of Frank Sinatra all of a sudden. I don't really know why, I guess it's just a phase...

What else what else? I'm really hungry, so before I go get my lunch, I'd like to introduce you to something that I've come up with for my posts atleast. I call it:

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Joke Of The Day:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump next to each other. The bear asks the rabbit,

"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replies, "No I don't have such a problem!"

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

News Of The Day:

Least Competent Criminals
A man named Ian Fleming, 33, was arrested in September in New York City after he attempted to deposit bogus, computer-generated checks into his account at a Commerce Bank in Forest Hills, in the amounts of, respectively, $5 billion and $6 billion. Police said that the week before, Fleming had done a trial run by successfully depositing bogus checks in the amounts of $350 and $1,300 and thus probably felt he was ready to move on up. [New York Post, 9-19-04]

Film Of The Day:

The Usual Suspects

Starring: Kevin Spacey, Benicio Del Toro and so on...

Opinion: Nice movie, done well, very much like a 1940's Black & White Noir Film. Enjoyed it immensely!

Song Of The Day:

'The Way You Look Tonight' by Frank Sinatra.

Opinion: I can't help it, I like the song!

Picture Of The Day:

A man taking a leak. Let's see if any of you can actually recognise where this picture was taken!

A Man Taking A Leak... Okay maybe not a real man...

Anyway people, I shall take my leave now,

Till next week,
Take care and have fun!