Oh well, I'm bored and can't sleep...Lucky you.

Never judge a book by its movie.
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*** In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, "Did he leave a will?" but "Did he leave a diary?"
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*** It is my indignant opinion that 90 percent of the moving pictures exhibited in America are so vulgar, witless and dull that it is preposterous to write about them in any publication not intended to be read while chewing gum.
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*** My dentist said to me the other day, I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
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*** Africa is God's country, and He can have it. (Animal Crackers)
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*** This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on. (Animal Crackers)
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*** One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather. (Animal Crackers)
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*** One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I don't know. (Animal Crackers)
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*** We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks. (Animal Crackers)
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*** Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. (Monkey Business)
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*** Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? (Monkey Business)
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*** Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? (Horse Feathers)
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*** My boy, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. (Horse Feathers)
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*** Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice. (Horse Feathers)
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*** I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived. (Horse Feathers)
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*** You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. (Horse Feathers)
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*** I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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*** Clear? Huh! Why a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it. (Duck Soup)
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*** Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you. (Duck Soup)
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