Joke.. Joke.. Joooooooooooooke

this is a good one (don't care if you've already heard it...)

>>>> Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot
>>>>that morning anyway.
>>>> I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant >>and say
>>>>"Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me. Forget "Happy
>>>>Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".
>>>> I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will
>>>>remember." Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word I
>>>>started to the office I was feeling pretty low.
>>>> As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good
>>>>morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better;
>>>>someone had remembered.I worked until noon.
>>>> Then,Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a
>>>>beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
>>>>just you and me." I said," That's the greatest thing I've heard
>>>>all day. Let's go."
>>>> We went to lunch.We didn't go where we normally go; we went out
>>>>to the country to a little private place.
>>>> We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way
>>>>back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
>>>>day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>>>>I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>>>> After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't
>>>>mind, I think I'll go change."
>>>> "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in
>>>>about six minutes,she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
>>>>followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
>>>>singing Happy Birthday.
>>>> And there I sat... on the couch.....
>>>>
>>>> Naked.