WOW!!!
Nobody says anything for 2 weeks, and suddenly there's an onslaught of posts!!! Please people, let's spread the posts out, so that there's something new everyday? Please?
Well, yes Avi is right, I did want to post something here, something that happened yesterday morning.
I woke up in the morning, and went for a shower in my bathing gown. Since the toilet is right outside my door, I just wear my bathing gown and go for a shower. But, I had forgotten to take one thing with me...MY CARD KEY!!!
So, as I closed the door, there was something in my head telling me 'WAIT, WAIT...YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING!!!' But I had no idea what it was! So, I let it close...
It's horrible, you know, when everything is done, and SUDDENLY you realise what is wrong. I had just closed the door (which locks automatically) when I realised...OH CRAP!!! MY KEY'S INSIDE!!!
I frantically tried to pull at the handle, but in vain...
So, for about 30 seconds, I'm standing in the corridor, in my gown, wondering what to do... And then it occurs to me...AAH YES! THE DON!!! HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So I go to his room, and on his door is written a word that makes me shudder...'ASLEEP'...
Shit, now what? Well, I did the only thing I could do...went for a shower!
I took the longest shower in my life...
So, after it was over, I went to his room again! And that dreaded word stares back at me...mocking me... Suddenly I realise that there's something stuck on his door about what to do if you're locked out. So I read it, and I feel even WORSE...
It says, 'GO TO THE MCLAUGHLIN BUILDING'...
WHAT? BUT THAT'S LIKE ACROSS THE QUAD...AND I'M NAKED!!!! DAMN!!!
Suddenly, I hear a noise inside...sounds like the TV... how can he be asleep, and still be watching TV???
So, with all the hope that I have left, I knock...
HE OPENS THE DOOR! I COULD'VE KISSED THE GUY!!! Out of relief, not because I'm gay or something...I AM NOT GAY.
And he's like, "Hi, what can I do for you? Wait wait...you're locked out aren't you? I thought so, when I saw you in your robe...!" Jeez, okay yes, I know I have no clothes on...give it a rest!
So then he goes back in, and I see a girl lying down on his couch...and she waves 'HI!' to me. She was fully clothed so I don't think they were doing anything that I shouldn't have seen... So calm down... Abeerah, Ambreen, I wish you wouldn't think that way... Please, everything is not about sex! God, you girls are too much... Why are you people so obsessed??? Please... God...
Anyway, he brings out this Master Key Card (MasterCard...get it?? HAHAHA!!!) and proceeds to my room, and opens my door...
Since then I've been living with my key card in my pocket. I was so relieved that I was spared the embarrasment of walking around campus pretty much naked... Believe me I was getting weird ideas...
So, that's what happened yesterday morning, may not sound like much, but I'd like to see you roaming around in a public building in your shower robe!
So, that's how my day started yesterday, and my day ended yesterday with me reading the latest issue of the university newspaper saying that York Security can't physically intervene if you're getting beaten or raped... Because of some stupid law...
WOW!!! I FEEL SO SAFE NOW!!!
Comments people! And posts too... I don't mind...
Take care and have fun!
Till next time!
Well, yes Avi is right, I did want to post something here, something that happened yesterday morning.
I woke up in the morning, and went for a shower in my bathing gown. Since the toilet is right outside my door, I just wear my bathing gown and go for a shower. But, I had forgotten to take one thing with me...MY CARD KEY!!!
So, as I closed the door, there was something in my head telling me 'WAIT, WAIT...YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING!!!' But I had no idea what it was! So, I let it close...
It's horrible, you know, when everything is done, and SUDDENLY you realise what is wrong. I had just closed the door (which locks automatically) when I realised...OH CRAP!!! MY KEY'S INSIDE!!!
I frantically tried to pull at the handle, but in vain...
So, for about 30 seconds, I'm standing in the corridor, in my gown, wondering what to do... And then it occurs to me...AAH YES! THE DON!!! HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So I go to his room, and on his door is written a word that makes me shudder...'ASLEEP'...
Shit, now what? Well, I did the only thing I could do...went for a shower!
I took the longest shower in my life...
So, after it was over, I went to his room again! And that dreaded word stares back at me...mocking me... Suddenly I realise that there's something stuck on his door about what to do if you're locked out. So I read it, and I feel even WORSE...
It says, 'GO TO THE MCLAUGHLIN BUILDING'...
WHAT? BUT THAT'S LIKE ACROSS THE QUAD...AND I'M NAKED!!!! DAMN!!!
Suddenly, I hear a noise inside...sounds like the TV... how can he be asleep, and still be watching TV???
So, with all the hope that I have left, I knock...
HE OPENS THE DOOR! I COULD'VE KISSED THE GUY!!! Out of relief, not because I'm gay or something...I AM NOT GAY.
And he's like, "Hi, what can I do for you? Wait wait...you're locked out aren't you? I thought so, when I saw you in your robe...!" Jeez, okay yes, I know I have no clothes on...give it a rest!
So then he goes back in, and I see a girl lying down on his couch...and she waves 'HI!' to me. She was fully clothed so I don't think they were doing anything that I shouldn't have seen... So calm down... Abeerah, Ambreen, I wish you wouldn't think that way... Please, everything is not about sex! God, you girls are too much... Why are you people so obsessed??? Please... God...
Anyway, he brings out this Master Key Card (MasterCard...get it?? HAHAHA!!!) and proceeds to my room, and opens my door...
Since then I've been living with my key card in my pocket. I was so relieved that I was spared the embarrasment of walking around campus pretty much naked... Believe me I was getting weird ideas...
So, that's what happened yesterday morning, may not sound like much, but I'd like to see you roaming around in a public building in your shower robe!
So, that's how my day started yesterday, and my day ended yesterday with me reading the latest issue of the university newspaper saying that York Security can't physically intervene if you're getting beaten or raped... Because of some stupid law...
WOW!!! I FEEL SO SAFE NOW!!!
Comments people! And posts too... I don't mind...
Take care and have fun!
Till next time!
4 Comments:
Firstly, let me say.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh God, Imran, i never thought u'd be capable of something like that!! I can just imagine you walking around in your bath gown... passin Evan and Jake's (or whatever his name was) rooms... (Abeera-those are his neighbours... no, i havnt asked if they're cute yet)... what a sight!
And secondly...wht the heck?? WHY was 'that' particular comment targetted at me and abeera??? why why why?? what do you take us for, some kinda perverts? huh? huh?... sheesh... i want an apology for that right NOW!
Ambreen, your reaction is typical of a guilty conscience...
Ohh, so you're judging my reaction now eh? think you have me all figured out dont you?...Imran, the Master of the Female Psyche!...:P
You know what i just realised... the reason you were being so absent minded was probably because you still had Britney Spears' wedding on your mind... I know it was saddening news for you Imran, but please, dont let it affect your life in such a profound way... I mean, face it yaar, you never really had a chance with her anyway...
But if it makes you feel better, there WAS this thing in the paper today about someone sayin that the 'wedding' was a hoax- apparently Britney's idea of a publicity stunt... so hey, maybe things arent that bad after all?...
Apparently, she's 8 weeks pregnant now... She's pregnant, is the mother of 2 kids, is married to a guy who had 2 kids...JEEZ!!! That's not sexy at all!!!
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