And now for something completely different...!!!
Hello children, Uncle Imran is here! So dry those tears and be happy, as I bring another ray of sunshine in your drab and miserable lives and give you a reason to live!
So, after a weeks hiatus, I decided to post for all your pleasure! This weekend was kinda fun, as Avinash came over to spend the weekend with me! We both met up at Finch station and took the bus to the Albion Cinemas, to watch...VEER ZAARA!!!
We guys had lunch at the shopping centre there, and then went for the movie. You wouldn't believe the rush! I felt I had come home! *sniff*
Anyway, there was this guy at the gate who was cutting our tickets, and he kept telling everybody that he wouldn't let them in unless the smiled! Even all the grandmothers and kids and everybody! Nobody was safe from his *smile*!
It was about this time that Avi and I realised that we two were probably the only people there without our families. For everybody else, it was a family outing... You can say we felt a BIT out of place.
But, as soon as we heard a mother shouting at her little daughter, "RITU, IDHAR AAO!!! MEIN KEH RAHI HOON IDHAR AAO!!!" I felt right at home!
For Ahmed, who is Hindi/Urdu deficient, the lady was shouting, "RITU, COME HERE!!! I'M TELLING YOU TO COME HERE!!!"
Anyway, we got into the cinema, the CORNER-MOST seats for we both...
And then, the shittiest ads in the world started. I will not go into explaining these ads, as, believe me, you have to see them to believe them. We both couldn't stop laughing!!!
So, first, they show the trailer for Swades, and it looked pretty promising I must say. Of course, they started the ad with "From The Write and Director of the Academy Award Nominated 'Lagaan' "... I was bursting with pride!!!
Anyway, after that, the movie started. Nice movie, typical Bollywood, but Preity Zinta is just...ALLAH HUAKBAR!!! HOW DOES GOD DO IT???
And thank GOD for the English subtitles, coz a lot of the movie was in Punjabi, and I couldn't understand squat.
Well then, movie got over, people clapped, we made our way outside, to be greeted by FOG!!! THICK HEAVY FOG!!! So we both caught the bus, and walked up to York U... had dinner and desperately tried watching 'Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.' online, but there was something wrong...
Anyway, we sat up talking till about 3:30am, then fell asleep, woke up the next day at around 11:30am, both our mom's called, then we had breakfast.
Then after a couple of hours, Avi left for his home!
And now I'm here, writing to you all. Got a load of laundry to do, and a House Meeting today at 10pm. And tomorrow the week starts...again...
And now for something completely different:
News of the day:
BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.
"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.
The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.
Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.
"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
Picture of the day:
This is a picture Avi took of me about 5 minutes before I woke up... Idiot...
Me asleep on Sunday morning...
And that my dear friends, brings to close another glorious chapter to my blogging history. I hope you enjoyed this one as much as I enjoy staring at Preity Zinta. Actually, nothing's that good...
Till next time,
Take care and have fun!
][mran
So, after a weeks hiatus, I decided to post for all your pleasure! This weekend was kinda fun, as Avinash came over to spend the weekend with me! We both met up at Finch station and took the bus to the Albion Cinemas, to watch...VEER ZAARA!!!
We guys had lunch at the shopping centre there, and then went for the movie. You wouldn't believe the rush! I felt I had come home! *sniff*
Anyway, there was this guy at the gate who was cutting our tickets, and he kept telling everybody that he wouldn't let them in unless the smiled! Even all the grandmothers and kids and everybody! Nobody was safe from his *smile*!
It was about this time that Avi and I realised that we two were probably the only people there without our families. For everybody else, it was a family outing... You can say we felt a BIT out of place.
But, as soon as we heard a mother shouting at her little daughter, "RITU, IDHAR AAO!!! MEIN KEH RAHI HOON IDHAR AAO!!!" I felt right at home!
For Ahmed, who is Hindi/Urdu deficient, the lady was shouting, "RITU, COME HERE!!! I'M TELLING YOU TO COME HERE!!!"
Anyway, we got into the cinema, the CORNER-MOST seats for we both...
And then, the shittiest ads in the world started. I will not go into explaining these ads, as, believe me, you have to see them to believe them. We both couldn't stop laughing!!!
So, first, they show the trailer for Swades, and it looked pretty promising I must say. Of course, they started the ad with "From The Write and Director of the Academy Award Nominated 'Lagaan' "... I was bursting with pride!!!
Anyway, after that, the movie started. Nice movie, typical Bollywood, but Preity Zinta is just...ALLAH HUAKBAR!!! HOW DOES GOD DO IT???
And thank GOD for the English subtitles, coz a lot of the movie was in Punjabi, and I couldn't understand squat.
Well then, movie got over, people clapped, we made our way outside, to be greeted by FOG!!! THICK HEAVY FOG!!! So we both caught the bus, and walked up to York U... had dinner and desperately tried watching 'Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.' online, but there was something wrong...
Anyway, we sat up talking till about 3:30am, then fell asleep, woke up the next day at around 11:30am, both our mom's called, then we had breakfast.
Then after a couple of hours, Avi left for his home!
And now I'm here, writing to you all. Got a load of laundry to do, and a House Meeting today at 10pm. And tomorrow the week starts...again...
And now for something completely different:
News of the day:
BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves have stolen scantily clad garden gnomes from a gnome peepshow in an eastern German amusement park, park manager Frank Ullrich said on Thursday.
"The gnomes display naked body parts -- the same ones you'd expect to see in a human peep show," Ullrich said of his missing stars.
The adults-only attraction at Dwarf-Park Trusetal, where visitors peep through keyholes to see the saucy German miniatures in compromising poses, was smashed open early on Thursday morning.
Ullrich said he feared the gnomes would not be traced.
"I doubt they're standing in someone's garden, they'll have to have been hidden inside."
Picture of the day:
This is a picture Avi took of me about 5 minutes before I woke up... Idiot...
Me asleep on Sunday morning...
And that my dear friends, brings to close another glorious chapter to my blogging history. I hope you enjoyed this one as much as I enjoy staring at Preity Zinta. Actually, nothing's that good...
Till next time,
Take care and have fun!
][mran
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